Sloppy Joe is the kind of cop who issues beat-downs for skateboarding, just because he gets pissed off seeing so many bumper stickers saying it it's not illegal. 

Sloppy Joe is a donut-powered robot who is easily fooled because of bad-quality programming. 

Sloppy Joe is the one-man army patrolling the borders around Pop and Sons' bakery. 

Sloppy Joe throws his weight around the Bullyvard like fat was bullet proof.