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Loser lives in on a bare mattress surrounded by a locked room, on the even-shittier end of the Bullyvard.
Loser survives by a ragged routine.
He once penned that routine and read it at a poetry night, it went something like: “First I gets bail, next I leaves jail, then I walks north by foot alone up old Jail Trail. Up Jail Trail, about as far as you can smell, is a good place to meet Bumbo, called the Big Round Tail. Now without fail, Bumbo's stash will avail, and I go wit' Bumbo to a few blocks off the Trail. Then I ducks in an alley, and I jimmies up the door, then I does the other door, I miss the mattress, and I hits the floor. And then, there's no more.” The routines that get him into jail in the first place? Oh, you'll see. |
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