Handle Bar P goes everywhere. When he passes on his trike, it doesn't seem like he's doing warp speed, but Bumbo will swear he's seen the kid come out of a store at every stop on his route.
Handle Bar P is like a contagious pillar of common sense – his music briefly transforms even a total douche bag, into a somewhat-tolerable upright monkey.
Beginning arguments with “Handle Bar P says...” seems to be, for lower lifeforms, a favorite way to sound smart. If P doesn't swoop out of nowhere to deliver sage wisdom at the crux of a conflict, one of his many friends will probably mis-rep-ruh-zent.
He tolerates Be Cool more than other folk – Handle Bar P says, “just tell him, 'Be Cool, be cool!'” |